I Read the News Today, Oh Boy.....

If you go over to thecluelessgardener.blogspot.com, by clicking the link on top right, you can see that it was a slow news day for the broadsheet press corps over at the Clueless Gardener ...
 [If you're good, I'll teach you the 'subway fold' before it falls completely out of use.]
Have a Happy Earth Day, if that's possible.